basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
that’s a full sentence for me
(Source: cowboybeboop, via sselfishmachine)
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
(via mumford-daughter)

(Source: the-nirvana-blog, via stallionduckfox)
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
Yup, I call everyone dude, dude
(Source: iamthemagicks, via geeky-bird)
my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
(via littlemisterbronson)