Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."Roald Dahl, The Twits (via perfect)
A WARNING TO ALL WHO READ
minutes after this selfie was taken, the person in this photo was found FROZEN 2 DEATH by the thing in the background of this picture. if you dont LIKE+REBLOG this picture right after you see it then YOURE NEXT on the snow monsters list